The Mental Rules
The Respectable Glossary
Every great institution has a vocabulary. Here is ours — searchable, expandable, and legally non-binding.
Definitions not admissible in courtA total mental and physical collapse of the golf swing resulting in a ball that violently exits the fairway — often accompanied by a sound no playing partner will ever mention again.
Vocabulary in Action
Now that you speak the language, here's how to use it on the course.
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The Official Excuse Generator
Hit a bad one? We've got you covered.
The sun was directly in my backswing.
Excuse #1 of 15